Tag Archives: Madison

The Time I Tried To Date JJ Watt

It wasn’t hard to spot JJ Watt on UW Madison’s campus. It didn’t really matter if you “knew” him, because anyone that went to UW during those two years “knew” him. They’d shared a class with him, spotted him on … Continue reading

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Defining Yourself After College

In 5 days, it will be exactly one year since I graduated college. When I think back on 13-year-old Melissa, I think 13-year-old Melissa thought she would have things figured out by 23. I thought that I would graduate college, … Continue reading

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Wanted by Minocqua Police Department

If there ever was a testament to how safe and crime-free Wisconsin is, I think this may be it. I will personally sleep better at night knowing that our tax dollars are going to hunting down dangerous outlaws like myself. … Continue reading

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Why I Owe My Happiness to Ali Bergmann

The story of how Ali Bergmann and I came to be is a great one. It is a story I probably would have never told if it weren’t for a few glasses of wine over dinner in Copenhagen. Most pretentious … Continue reading

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“Oh Really?” A Wandos Memory.

It was about this time last year that the majority of the Bowen Babes were feeling some intense senioritis and graduation fever. Considering I’ve been feeling senioritis since my sophomore year, I was more than thrilled to finally have some … Continue reading

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